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Eat, Drink and be Merry...

Gnomes are generally vegetarian and never worry, be happy. Their main meal consists of mixed nuts, stewed mushrooms, sushi, refried beans, prunes, berries, tubers, and antacid for dessert. As a beverage, the Gnome drinks mead dew (fermented honey), fermented raspberries (which have a very high alcohol content and is available in limited quantities in Gnome pubs), and spiced gin as a nightcap. The Gnome eats no meat but has been known to mold tofu to look like a cat, snake or wildebeast.

Gunther (not his real name) exibits some common food stuffs. This picture was fuzzied to protect Gunthers (not real name) identity.