The Life of a Gnomer - it is not just a walk in the park. It is a game of wits to out strategize another human who
thinks he (or she) is bigger and badder than you and has certain inalienable Gnome rights.
Gnomer Motto - Saving one Gnome at a Time, even if it will
take forever, which in Gnome terms is about 400 years.
Here is short video put together by one of our affiliates.
Gnoming has been in existance for hundreds of years and while Gnomers
remain for the most part anonymous, the power that they and their Gnome friends silently embrace is about to transcend
us all into the twenty first century. That is until someone shows up in Gnome attire, tacky, very tacky.
Gnoming Background -
What is Gnoming, really.
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then, and only maybe, we will send you some information. I did say maybe.