Most Gnomes are seven times stronger than a human, can run
at speeds of 35 miles per hour, and have better eye sight than an eagle. With all these attributes Gnomes still feel
trapped by human gardners who the Gnomes feel are god like and will punish each Gnome by throwing them like
a human hammer if they attempt to run away. Their extraordinary abilities help the Gnome to do many things though, such
as finding wounded, dying animals for which they feel they are responsible for. Because of their love for animals, all the
animals of the forest are the Gnome's friends and are willing to help him at any time, as long as it does not have anything
to do with stopping bullets or playing decoy.
Many people say that Gnomes have elevated practical jokes to an
art form. This is all rumor, strictly rumor. Gnomes love gems and jewelry and are considered by many to be the best gem cutters
and jewelers in existence. NY jewelers tried to steal that thunder years ago but in actuality, they were taught by the Gnomes
of Central Park West.
Gnomes even attempted a TV series but, except for the catchy theme song, they were unable to
get their cause across.
Gnomes gather to listen to the words of the Gnomer
