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Males are the guardians of animal kind and show little preference for their animal friends, not withstanding their aversion to cats both wild and domesticated, and snakes, do not like snakes, or wildebeasts. They are known for freeing wildlife from man's traps and for operating on farm animals whose owners have neglected them. They have no formal medical education therefore they usually depart before any animal disclaimers can be proposed. Their enemies are mainly Trolls and lawyers.
 
Humans are constantly trying to besmerch our Gnome friends by paying them off to act in self serving videos.....Tacky....
 

Gnomes without Borders
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Gnomes are widely diverse and accepted by all.
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Catching a Gnome Fish (catch and release)
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The Dreaded Cat
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Why Lawyers

Lawyer', originally derived from the old english word 'liar'.
Somewhere in the evolution of jurisprudence it got lost in the translation. Eventually the word was to become synonymous with the word "politician."

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Why Trolls..............Why not

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