Males are the guardians of animal kind and show little preference
for their animal friends, not withstanding their aversion to cats both wild and domesticated, and snakes, do not like
snakes, or wildebeasts. They are known for freeing wildlife from man's traps and for operating on farm animals whose owners
have neglected them. They have no formal medical education therefore they usually depart before any animal disclaimers
can be proposed. Their enemies are mainly Trolls and lawyers.
Humans are constantly trying to besmerch our Gnome friends by paying them off to act in self
Gnomes without Borders
Playing Leap Frog
Helping a Friendly Fish (catch and release)
The Dreaded Cat
Lawyer', originally derived from
the old english word 'liar'. Somewhere in the evolution of jurisprudence it got lost in the translation. Eventually the
word was to become synonymous with the word "politician."